Goon To The Moon For Dr. Lovejoy

It’s time for you to stroke away for me. It’s time to do that thing that you do best and you’re going to masturbate for hours on end. You’re going to goon that pathetic dick straight to the moon. You’re going to stroke that cock until your jaw is dripping on the floor. You’re going to goon so hard your mouth is going to be gaping like the gooner stroker that I’m making you.
You’re on an endless journey to fucking your hand for hours, loser. Are you ready goon to the moon for your Dr. Lovejoy? Start stroking now goon boy.

$10.00

Sex Is A Privilege, You Don’t Deserve Sex MP3

Pussy free is the way to be, pussy free is a way of life and that is why this is the new audio therapy you need. You need the reinforcement and reminder about sex.
Sex Is A Privilege, You Don’t Deserve Sex MP3

In this session we’re going to talk about how sex is a privilege and how you don’t deserve sex. You don’t deserve sex with a woman. Sex is reserved for alpha males and you’re just a beta bitch. Why should someone like you have sex with a women. It’s out of the question that you should get a beautiful woman or any woman at all. This is why you’re in this session, to keep in your mind and remind you at all times that you don’t deserve sex because you’re simply just a beta. Let me assess your cock again, oh nothing has changed I see, its still worthless. It’s fantastic that you can get a women off with your mouth but, ultimately we just don’t care. You’re just a beta male who can’t please and you don’t deserve sex and you need to have that deeply enforced into your brain. You are just a beta male and sex is reserved for alpha males only. The more you listen the more you will understand why you don’t deserve sex.

$10.00

Dr. Lovejoy’s Workout Motivation Affirmations MP3 

I’ve got a new positive affirmation MP3 you need. This isn’t the time to be lazy and gain the quarantine 15. You need the motivation to move your ass and and get some physical activity. I’m your guide and my voice will give you the mental ability to get your ass in gear.

Dr. Lovejoy’s Workout Motivation Affirmations MP3

In this positive affirmation session I’m going to help give you the power to motivate yourself and exercise. As you know fitness is very important to me and I want it to be just as important to you. You need that kick start, you’ve always wanted it but, you can’t get there. My positive affirmations will motivate you to move your ass! Sticking to exercise is hard but, you’re going to do this for you and for me. You’re going to feel so grateful and thankful to your Dr. Lovejoy to help motivate you to exercise. Just hearing my voice will give you a new confidence and motivation to get in shape like me. Improve your life one positive affirmation at a time and move that body.

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Dr. Lovejoy’s Masturbate Yourself To Sleep Hypnosis 

You’re not sleeping well and for good reason. I know how to help of course because know one understands what you need more than your Dr. Lovejoy. You’re going to stroke your way into the most blissful slumber. 

Masturbate Yourself To Sleep Hypnosis 

You’re so tired yet, you can’t fall asleep all you want to do is sleep and there is only one way to fall asleep and that’s by listening to my voice, focusing on my voice. There’s a lot more to it than that, more than just listening to my voice, you’re a masturbation addict so there’s only one way to really get a good night’s sleep. You’re going to masturbate yourself to sleep and stroke and stroke until you’re sound asleep. You’re going to masturbate yourself while listening to my voice and it’s the only way you’re ever going to get a good night’s sleep from that moment on. Not even sedatives will work to help you sleep when you’re a masturbation addict like you. I’m the only one who will be able to get you into the right state of mind for deep relaxation and sleep. My soothing and erotic voice soothes your anxiety as you ease into a masturbation slumber. I’m the only answer to deep sleep, begin the best nights rest of your life as you masturbate into dreamland.

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Social Distancing? You’ve Been Doing That Your Whole Life Loser. MP3

You’ve never needed your Dr. Lovejoy more than now.

Social Distancing? You’ve Been Doing That Your Whole Life Loser. MP3
I wanted to talk about social distancing in our session. Once I saw that it was you who was coming to me I laughed and thought, 6 feet? No now would come within 10 feet of you. You are perfectly primed to get through this terrible time with the virus and being quarantined unscathed, because no one would ever come close enough to you too infect you. Congratulations you’re a total loser. I need to talk to you about it right now, this is really important for a loser like you to hear.