Social Distancing? You’ve Been Doing That Your Whole Life Loser. MP3

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Social Distancing? You’ve Been Doing That Your Whole Life Loser. MP3
I wanted to talk about social distancing in our session. Once I saw that it was you who was coming to me I laughed and thought, 6 feet? No now would come within 10 feet of you. You are perfectly primed to get through this terrible time with the virus and being quarantined unscathed, because no one would ever come close enough to you too infect you. Congratulations you’re a total loser. I need to talk to you about it right now, this is really important for a loser like you to hear.

Dr. Lovejoy’s Isolate Yourself From The World And Masturbate MP3 

There’s never been a more perfect time to isolate and masturbate!

Dr. Lovejoy’s Isolate Yourself From The World And Masturbate MP3 

In this session I’m going to encourage you from the world and masturbate. It’s the one thing that you love the most. You’ve been coming to me for a long time and masturbation is very important to you. You’ve realized its something you need even more of. It’s starting to interfere with your social life, you’re going out too much. You’re spending too much time with people, you’re out having too much fun. I’m going to teach you to isolate yourself and masturbate even more. To get away from it all and stroke yourself to next level masturbation. Spend more time focused on the one thing you love, isolating yourself and masturbating.

$10.00

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Your Masturbation Addiction Has Given You The Cockronus Virus

You’ve Got The Cockronus Virus.
You didn’t listen to the Centers Of Disease Control and Prevention. You were told to avoid touching your eyes, nose and mouth while or after you were masturbating. You were warned to Clean and disinfect frequently touched objects and surfaces using a regular household cleaning spray or wipe. Now your chronic masturbation addiction has infected you with the Cockronus Virus (COCKVID-19).
It started with a headache, next thing know you’re masturbating with no orgasm and your erection is failing! You’re a chronic masturbator and this is what you get for your masturbation addiction. Now you’re going to pay the price for being such a loser jerk off addict. The virus is making your sex drive increase but, your cock is broken! They might not have a cure for years! This is what your disgusting masturbation habits have lead you too. You’ve got the virus! Now you’re going to have to stay home and quarantine. You’ve got 2 weeks with your porn and not being able to cum because of the cockronus virus. Your perverted body is being saturated with the cockronus virus. Enjoy your time with your useless cock in quarantine.

$10.00