It’s the holiday time, a time for high tension, high annoyance and complete sexual frustration. There’s just too many people around and too much annoyance and you’re not getting enough time with your masturbating so you need to sneak off to private destinations and get any kind of porn that you can. Listening to my MP3 therapy is the ideal getaway, you can easily sneak out or even listen to me in front of people but, no one would know because I would be in your ear buds. I would know though, because you’re a masturbation junkie and you need to get off. You’re so frustrated, all you want to do is get through this holiday time and we both know you won’t be getting laid at all this entire holiday season. You’re just going to remain sexually frustrated and hope no one walks in on your pathetic, masturbating self. It’s so pathetic, every time around the holiday season you just keep coming back for more. You love how I tell you what a loser you are, don’t you. You love hearing me tell you what a masturbation addicted loser I think you are. Your pathetic holidays are so depressing and you’re never getting any sex. You need my humiliation to get you through this sexually frustrating pathetic time in your loser life.