You’ve never needed your Dr. Lovejoy more than now.
Social Distancing? You’ve Been Doing That Your Whole Life Loser. MP3
I wanted to talk about social distancing in our session. Once I saw that it was you who was coming to me I laughed and thought, 6 feet? No now would come within 10 feet of you. You are perfectly primed to get through this terrible time with the virus and being quarantined unscathed, because no one would ever come close enough to you too infect you. Congratulations you’re a total loser. I need to talk to you about it right now, this is really important for a loser like you to hear.
There’s never been a more perfect time to isolate and masturbate!
Dr. Lovejoy’s Isolate Yourself From The World And Masturbate MP3
In this session I’m going to encourage you from the world and masturbate. It’s the one thing that you love the most. You’ve been coming to me for a long time and masturbation is very important to you. You’ve realized its something you need even more of. It’s starting to interfere with your social life, you’re going out too much. You’re spending too much time with people, you’re out having too much fun. I’m going to teach you to isolate yourself and masturbate even more. To get away from it all and stroke yourself to next level masturbation. Spend more time focused on the one thing you love, isolating yourself and masturbating.
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You’ve Got The Cockronus Virus.
You didn’t listen to the Centers Of Disease Control and Prevention. You were told to avoid touching your eyes, nose and mouth while or after you were masturbating. You were warned to Clean and disinfect frequently touched objects and surfaces using a regular household cleaning spray or wipe. Now your chronic masturbation addiction has infected you with the Cockronus Virus (COCKVID-19).
It started with a headache, next thing know you’re masturbating with no orgasm and your erection is failing! You’re a chronic masturbator and this is what you get for your masturbation addiction. Now you’re going to pay the price for being such a loser jerk off addict. The virus is making your sex drive increase but, your cock is broken! They might not have a cure for years! This is what your disgusting masturbation habits have lead you too. You’ve got the virus! Now you’re going to have to stay home and quarantine. You’ve got 2 weeks with your porn and not being able to cum because of the cockronus virus. Your perverted body is being saturated with the cockronus virus. Enjoy your time with your useless cock in quarantine.
I want you to edge the day away for me, I want you to feel the control I have over your mind, your cock and your soul. I want you to feel me push you to the edge and back. Do it for your Dr. Lovejoy.
You Don’t Need To Cum Today, You Need To Edge All Day.
I know you really want to cum, you wouldn’t be here right now if you didn’t. You’ve spent a lot of the day thinking about when you’re going to be able to do it, where you’re going to be able to cum and just getting that cum out. I’ve got news for you, in this session we’re going to have you’re not going to cum. You’re going to edge for me, you’re going to edge yourself all day for me. You can have an orgasm later but, not now not during our session. You’re going to really hold out on yourself and feel every ounce of that hot edging the entire day for me. You’re going to get yourself so close to orgasm but, you’re not going to do it because you’re going to edge today for me.
Dr. Lovejoy’s Pathetic Foot Fetish Masturbator
I want to talk about what a pathetic foot fetish freak you are. You’ve become so disgusting since you first started coming to me. At first is was just a pretty foot here and there, maybe some flip flops. Not anymore, now you’re this totally pathetic foot fetish weirdo who can’t stop jerking off to all things feet. You spend so much of your free time masturbating away to anything foot related porn. You love stinky gym feet now, you love nasty gross super worn socks to smell and jerk of too. It’s really vile and you’re really disgusting. As gross as I think it is, you know I want to take your chronic foot fetish and increase it. I want to know how many hours you can become consumed by your disgusting foot fetish. You’re a pathetic foot fetish jerker and it’s time we talk about it and deepen it. Dr. Lovejoy knows best.